me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas
TINY WORKING COMPUTER
i hate being a girl.
- we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy.
- we get sore after sex while guys dont
- when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS
- we need loads of clothes
- we need shoes
- make up stuff
- nail polish
- WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
- AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
- IM MAD!!!
i hate this bc this is literally me + jordan when jordan’s playing his stupid pokemon games
this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time
someone buy me these pants
My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos